1、天哪!我的衣服又瘦了。
Oh my! My clothes are thinner again.
2、现实的社会,毁了我一个做好人的机会!
The real society has ruined my opportunity to be a good person!
3、以后不要在我面前说英文,OK?
Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
4、名花虽有主,我来松松土!
Although famous flowers have masters, I will loosen the soil!
5、有钱男子汉,没钱汉子难!
A rich man is difficult for a man without money!
6、我要是妞,早爱上我了……
If I were a girl, I would have fallen in love with me...
7、我以为我颓废,原来我报废了!
I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!
8、问世间情为何物?圣人答曰:“废物!”
The advent of what love is? The saint replied: \"Trash!\"
9、上帝把所有人都骗了,因为地狱才是最美的!佛知道真相,所以佛说:“我不入地狱,谁入地狱?”
God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said: \"If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?\"
10、男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜,女人的谎言可以骗男人一生
A man’s lies can lie to a woman for a night, a woman’s lies can lie to a man for a lifetime
网友:曾乃贞:刚才赤眉山主传送过来,虚空扭曲的确和他的超远距离传送一模一样。网友:胡厝:纠结了好一会儿是该添砖添瓦还是购置种子,才又硬生生将思路掰回正事上去。
网友:李酩戊:还是先力量圆满的?”
网友:胡朦仇: 张青山看了下手里的剑,寒光闪烁,“叔,你能在教一遍吗?”
网友:方掌弦:狠狠的瞪一眼白裔:“你不要命啦?!万一那圆子认出你俩了怎么办?这太危险了!咱们还是先把魂力收集够了再说吧!”
网友:廖坊:就连里面的嘲讽都是那么的神似!
网友:赖熠晏:他发挥出的实力越强!而这还只是灵魂道路达到究极的其中一个厉害的地方,还有些方面,因为东伯雪鹰刚突破就立即来救人,还没足够时间摸索。
网友:万木朔:是飞雪帝君吗?”
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