1、高中數學沒有出現小明了，我就知道那傻子考不上高中。
Xiaoming didn't appear in high school mathematics. I knew that fool couldn't go to high school.
2、你要是和別人玩夠了，就回來，我一直在等你雙排。
If you've had enough fun with other people, come back. I've been waiting for you.
3、運動是一種享受，但我不愛運動，因為我不是那種貪圖享受的人。
Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports, because I'm not the kind of person who is greedy for enjoyment.
4、知道在學校為什么感覺這么困嗎？因為學校是夢開始的地方。
Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.
5、我是一個隱形的富豪，所以至今還沒找到自己的錢。
I'm an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.
6、如果我不見了，你們會找我嗎？哪怕只是問一句，王一博的女朋友去哪了？
If I'm gone, will you look for me? Even if it's just a question, where is Wang Yibo's girlfriend?
7、總有那么一個人，沖你一笑，就把你打敗了，比如站在窗外的班主任。
There is always a person who laughs at you and defeats you, such as the head teacher standing outside the window.
8、不要總說國產的東西不好用，就比如說人民幣，我就覺得很好用，我一只都在用。
Don't always say that domestic products are not easy to use, for example, RMB, I think it's very easy to use. I use all of them.
9、聽說睡覺手機放枕頭旁邊有輻射，嚇得我趕緊起來把枕頭扔了，嚇死我了。
It's said that there's radiation next to the pillow on the sleeping cell phone, which makes me get up and throw the pillow away, which scares me to death.
10、只要我的臉吃得夠圓，就沒有人能把我看扁。
As long as my face is round enough, no one can look down on me.
11、所有人都關心你冷不冷，餓不餓，只有我不一樣，我不關心你。
Everyone cares whether you are cold or hungry. Only I am different. I don't care about you.
12、今天天氣預報有大雨，出門記得帶沐浴露。
Today's weather forecast is heavy rain. Take shower gel when you go out.
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