像女生道歉的話
小姐,莫非你就是號稱“玉樹臨風一朵花,跳起舞來蹦擦擦;風靡萬千美少男,學問超過豬豬俠”的那個世界名模的妹妹,哦,失敬,失敬,在下這般有理了。
哦,對了,首先向你說一聲抱歉。今天,我千不該,萬不該把你惹生氣了。你也知道,我是男的,有時候,就是那么的偶爾沖動。把你惹生氣,其實,我不是故意的,也不是有意的,更不是存心的。如果你要怪我,你就盡管怪好了,我不會介意的。
看你美若天仙,溫柔賢淑,知情達理,善良可愛,人見人拜,花見花開,不用猜,也知道你是人才中的極品(我相信,說了這么多贊美你的話,你一定會原諒我的)。而我呢,雖說稱不上是一個美男子,也不能貌比潘安,不過那也叫一個玉樹臨風,才貌雙全哪。人家都叫我帥哥,你知道為什么不?看你那個腦袋,也是不知道的樣兒,我告訴你吧,因為我帥唄,嘿嘿嘿。興許你會不同意,會打擊我。你打擊我不要緊,關鍵是我能抵制打擊,尤其是女生的打擊。
我是黑了點,可是這個不是我的錯啊,難道黑也有錯嗎?古天樂那么黑,你還那么的喜歡,說他帥,我跟他也差不多黑嘛,你怎么不說我帥呢!其實,在遇到你之前,我的皮膚是黑白的.,遇到你之后,哦嘜嘎,變得黑不拉黃了。
這么個年代,這么個世界,你不得個抑郁癥什么的你都不好意思見朋友。今天好不容易見到幾個女朋友(哦不,女性朋友),轉載自百分網 我跟她們說說話而已。你也知道,一日不見,如隔三秋嘛,都幾年沒有見了,你說幾個秋了。我這人就有一個優點,我喜歡交朋友,尤其是女朋友,哦不,女性朋友。其實,我也非常交男性朋友的。我不就是和她們聊得起勁了一點兒嘛,你就生氣了,轉身就走,那么不給我面子。平時煮那么多方便面給你吃,現在連面子都不給。
有句話說得好,“初戀無限好,只是掛得早”,你看看,我們都已經過了這個年齡了,你還吃醋干啥啊,真是的。你要是真想吃醋,還不好吃我家鄉的“道縣水南醋”,只須1.5元,便宜,實惠,而且還不貴哦。想吃,自己買去。
曾經,我與無數個女生擦肩而過,擦破了衣服,也沒有擦出火花,直到遇到你,才有了一丁點火星(別想錯了,那不是宇宙的火星)。你應該慶幸。而且,你更加值得慶幸的是,你這么年輕就遇到我了,其實,我長得還可以的嘛。
過去的都過去了,都已經成為歷史了,所以吖,你就想開點,何必跟我朋友過不去呢。生氣容易長痘痘,你不會還想長吧?我是不怕的,都這么老了,應該不會長青春痘的。
原諒我嘛,我請你吃臭豆腐好不好?嗯啊,還是我們獨具地方特色的“長沙臭豆腐”哦,一塊錢1串,味道還不錯,嘿嘿。你跟我過不去可以,可是沒有理由跟食物過不去啊,而且我們那個地方的特產—臭豆腐耶。。大不了再加“麻油泡”,OK?
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非常經典有深度的電影英文臺詞
1.一個人總要走陌生的路,看陌生的風景,聽陌生的歌,然后在某個不經意的瞬間,你會發現,原本是費盡心機想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福,不是長生不老,不是大魚大肉,不是權傾朝野。幸福是每一個微小的生活愿望達成。當你想吃的時候有得吃,想被愛的時候有人來愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈,友情是影子,當燈滅了,你會發現你的周圍都是影子。朋友,是在最后可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因為你是誰,而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情,要么讓人成熟,要么讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重,舉得起放不下的叫負重。可惜,大多數人的愛情,都是負重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個人都生活在各自的過去中,人們會用一分鐘的時間去認識一個人,用一小時的時間去喜歡一個人,再用一天的時間去愛上一個人,到最后呢,卻要用一輩子的時間去忘記一個人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個人一生可以愛上很多的人,等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后,你就會明白一起的傷痛其實是一種財富,它讓你學會更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時候會想要談很多次戀愛,但是隨著年齡的增長,終于領悟到愛一個人,就算用一輩子的時間,還是會嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個人,體諒這個人,直到愛上為止,是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當明天變成了今天成為了昨天,最后成為記憶里不www.oh100.com再重要的某一天,我們突然發現自己在不知不覺中已被時間推著向前走,這不是靜止火車里,與相鄰列車交錯時,仿佛自己在前進的錯覺,而是我們真實的在成長,在這件事里成了另一個自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我,要知道每一次縫補也會遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經擁有的,不要忘記。不能得到的,更要珍惜。屬于自己的,不要放棄。已經失去的,留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡并習慣了對變化的東西保持著距離,這樣才會知道什么是最不會被時間拋棄的準則。比如愛一個人,充滿變數,我于是后退一步,靜靜的看著,直到看見真誠的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生,而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山,那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多,而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過一個人看到整個世界,壞的愛情是你為了一個人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前,應該一直留有一個地方,獨自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么,不知道是誰,不知道如何去愛,也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情,也許永遠都沒有人。可是,這種等待,就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重,很重,是世上最重的重量。有一天,暮然回首,我們才發現,它一直都是很輕,很輕的。我們以為愛的很深,很深,來日歲月,會讓你知道,它不過很淺,很淺。最深和最重的愛,必須和時日一起成長。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個世界上,只有真正快樂的男人,才能帶給女人真正的快樂。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感,就要感性;如果沒有感性,就要理性;如果沒有理性,就要有自知之明;如果連這個都沒有了,她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情,需要的不是傷心,而是時間,一段可以用來遺忘的時間。一顆被深深傷了的心,需要的不是同情,而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
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