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1、原來大家戀愛都是不公開的,我還以為大家都和我一樣是單身。It turns out that everyone's love is not public. I thought everyone was single like me.2、不要熬夜了,對
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  • 1、原來大家戀愛都是不公開的,我還以為大家都和我一樣是單身。

    It turns out that everyone's love is not public. I thought everyone was single like me.

    2、不要熬夜了,對手機不好。

    Don't stay up late. It's bad for cell phones.

    專治不開心_好心態又幽默的句子

    ​3、喜歡一個人太累了,所以我喜歡了十個。

    It's too tired to like one person, so I like ten.

    4、讓暴風雨來得更猛烈些吧,反正我是賣傘的。

    Let the storm come harder. I sell umbrella anyway.

    專治不開心_好心態又幽默的句子

    ​​5、大家好,我是當地小有名氣的美女,具體多小呢,目前只有我知道。

    Hello, everyone. I'm a little famous local beauty. How small is it? At present, only I know.

    6、聽說有兩種人特別可愛,一種是健忘的,還有一種我忘了。

    It's said that there are two kinds of people who are particularly lovely, one is forgetful, and the other is I forgot.​

    專治不開心_好心態又幽默的句子

    ​​7、談戀愛嗎?談兩天,這周末我沒事。

    Want to fall in love? Let's have a two-day relationship. I'm fine this weekend.

    8、每次考試,監考老師都說請把與考試無關的東西放到講臺上的時候,我就想把我自己放到講臺上。

    Every time the invigilator says "please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform", I want to put myself on the platform.​​

    專治不開心_好心態又幽默的句子

    ​​9、問一下各位美女,假如有兩個男生追你,一個開法拉利,另一個沒有車,但是北京上海各有一套三居室,你打算什么時候從夢里醒來。

    Ask the beauties, if there are two boys chasing you, one drives a Ferrari, the other doesn't have a car, but Beijing and Shanghai each have a three bedroom apartment. When do you plan to wake up from your dream.

    10、在哪里跌倒,就在哪里燒烤。

    Where you fall, barbecue there.

    專治不開心_好心態又幽默的句子

    ​​11、為什么不回我消息,真惡心,就因為我沒發?

    Why don't you return my news? It's disgusting. Is it just because I didn't send it?

    12、上班點外賣吃真​的​很不健康,建議大家不要上班。

    It's really unhealthy to take out food at work. I suggest you don't go to work.

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